How's it going?
Feeling a little down?
Feel bad about the Mavericks losing?
How about the Stars?
Did you create a shitty character on your blog?
Are you creating a new one by writing this?
Go ahead, open me up and suck me down.
Sure, that sounds sexual, but no one's going to judge you.
On a diet? I'm low in caloric content.
Come on, I got 5 buddies back here who are just like me.
It'll be like an orgy in your stomach.
Go ahead, you know you want to.