Thursday, February 3, 2011

If you’ve ever wondered why Big and I watch pro wrestling….

This video from With Leather is all the proof you’ll ever need


Why we watch wrestling…

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Yes, it’s snowing…I can see that.

It’s snowing outside.  I’m so very happy that you felt the need to tell me that.  Please, update your Facebook wall and your Twitter feeds with messages and pictures, not necessarily informing everyone of what this is doing to your day or how it affects them, please just let me know “it’s snowing outside”. 

I don’t have windows in my house.

I don’t have properly functioning ears that were woken up by sleet at 3 am.

I don’t have a dog who’s afraid of his own shadow that decided to barrel into our bed and wedge himself in between me and my wife so he could sleep when he heard thunder.

Matter of fact, I woke up at 6 am, showered, shaved, put on some clothes and casually walked into the garage.  It was a good thing I check my phone to see people telling me that it snowed outside.  Such wonderfully informant friends I have.

Ahh, I’m just fucking with you.  It’s a snow day, and they’re rare as a three ball elephant (walk him and pitch to the rhino!) down here.  Take pictures and enjoy it. 

Monday, January 31, 2011

Missed it by *that* much…

Where we live today…sports.

The weather this past week and weekend in Dallas was perfect. Low’s in the 40’s/50’s and High’s in the 60’s and even 70’s.  I wore shorts most of Saturday, and it’s still January.  Last weekend would’ve been the perfect week and weekend to have the Super Bowl.  All the north east coast people would rave about Dallas in the winter, and it would be no time flat before the Death Star had another Super Bowl on its hands.

But…that was last week.

Allow me to share the weather report for this week:

Monday: 35/59 – cloudy
Tuesday: 13/33 – Wintry Mix Wind chill down to 0
Wednesday 16/22 – Wind chill down to –0
Thursday 21/34 – Partly Cloudy
Friday – 28/38 – Snow
Saturday – 38/55 – Sunny
Sunday – 38/61 – Cloudy

See that?   When everyone is in town, ESPN had the gall to setup an OUTDOOR SET, the weather turns nasty and shitty.  The weekend, gameday and after the game?  Back into the 60’s.   So, what’s that really mean?  I think it’s fairly obvious.

God hates Jerry Jones.

First, he fires Jimmy and surrounds himself with Yes-men.  He continues to bring in shitty people and shitty talent, all while living under expectations set forth 20 years ago by Jimmy’s team.  He builds a new palace, but does so without properly pleasing the football gods – i.e. sacrificing a Manning child (How do you think Lucas Oil stadium went with the Indy super bowl win, and NJ agreeing to build a new Meadowlands after the Giants win?  Sacrifice a Manning child, and you win a Super Bowl…mark it.) 

If you see frogs in the sky and a red tinge to White Rock Lake, expect Stephen Jones to go into hiding.