The Twelve Days of Christmas - the Mavericks Edition
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!


On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A second chance at the finals (please)


and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A triple double from Dirk


a second chance at the finals,
and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Some more depth at the four!


a triple double from Dirk,
a second chance at the finals,
and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A number 5, Josh Howard jersey!!!

some more depth at the four,
a triple double from Dirk,
a second chance at the finals,
and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A productive Stackhouse off the bench!

A number 5, Josh Howard jersey!!!
some more depth at the four,
a triple double from Dirk,
a second chance at the finals,
and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A win in a seven game series!


a productive Stackhouse off the bench,
A Number 5, Josh Howard jersey!!!
some more depth at the four,
a triple double from Dirk,
a second chance at the finals,
and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
The top of all eight seeds!


win a seven game series,
a productive Stackhouse off the bench,
A Number 5, Josh Howard jersey!!!
some more depth at the four,
a triple double from Dirk,
a second chance at the finals,
and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine Diop blocks (go get you some)!


the top of all eight seeds,
win a seven game series,
a productive Stackhouse off the bench,
A Number 5, Josh Howard jersey!!!
some more depth at the four,
a triple double from Dirk,
a second chance at the finals,
and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten games of defense!


nine Diop blocks,
the top of all eight seeds,
win a seven game series,
a productive Stackhouse off the bench,
A Number 5, Josh Howard jersey!!!
some more depth at the four,
a triple double from Dirk,
a second chance at the finals,
and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Less JJ Barea!


ten games of defense,
nine Diop blocks,
the top of all eight seeds,
win a seven game series,
a productive Stackhouse off the bench,
A Number 5, Josh Howard jersey!!!
some more depth at the four,
a triple double from Dirk,
a second chance at the finals,
and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A vintage Fat Lever jersey!
(inside out, a 21 would be a 12, work with me)

(inside out, a 21 would be a 12, work with me)

less JJ Barea,
ten games of defense,
nine Diop blocks,
the top of all eight seeds,
win a seven game series,
a productive Stackhouse off the bench,
A Number 5, Josh Howard jersey!!!
some more depth at the four,
a triple double from Dirk,
a second chance at the finals,
and a Mark Cuban Dancing With the Stars DVD!
The End


2 comments:
Damn, why didn't I think of including a Clyde Drexler DVD or 12...?
(we've linked to ya now, thanks for the shout-out)
*** the Mavericks still suck though ***
less JJ BAREA? are u crazy!
fukin racist
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