Monday, March 24, 2008

Welcome to Hell, Gentlemen.

The Mavericks. An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, spoken about within a mystery.

Now, with a single image, hope is lost for the city of Dallas and the people have given up...

I sent a text message to Big and Bear after the Mavericks' loss against the Spurs yesterday, and it was this:

"12 game streak into the playoffs. I'm calling it. The mavs are the nba version of the ny giants this year. Gonna win the opening round, beat the division rival, then the 2nd seed, then the boston team for the title."
Blind loyalty? Yes. Homerism to the highest degree? Yes. Faith in a sinking ship? Yes. Did not use retarded text messaging language? Yes.

Don't bail on these guys yet. If you do, you're racist. That's right, I said it. White guy goes down and all the white people bail? For shame.


Big said...

i don't know how, I don't know why, but I blame bruce bowen

Anonymous said...

you would

j-bizzle said...

that's what happens when you're the MVP of the league and you allow your top seeded team to lose to an 8 seed that barely made it into the playoffs. it's karma.

go spurs go