Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Terrell Owens's "American Idol" Tryout



Terrell Owens's "American Idol" Tryout


"What's your name, dawg?"


"Terrell"


"Aww, you're cute."


"Thanks."



"Wot ah you going to sing fo us?"


"He's The Quarterback"


"All right, dawg, I like it, go ahead, dawg."


"The clock's running down
The team's losing ground
To the opposing defense
The young quarterback
Waits for the snap
When suddenly it all starts to make sense"


"..."


"He takes a step back
He's under attack
But he knows that no one can touch him now
He seems so at ease
A strange inner peace
Is all that he's feeling somehow"



"Stop stop stop. Wot ah you dooing? Wot was that?
That was terrible. I have nevah huhd ehnything soo baad!"


"Yeah, dawg, that was bad, dawg. I'm sorry, dawg."


"I like drugs and alcohol!"


"He's my teammate..
That's my quarterback..
It's not fair...
It's really not fair!"

1 comment:

gerry dorsey said...

wow...paula's rack looks great in those pictures.