GMV - I'm going to Grape You in the Mouth!

What is this grape Juice?

Thats "The Whitest Kinds you Know" from IFC. Great show.

GMV - Crazy Japanese

So this is a Japanese Commercial, and It includes pee, blood, fire, humor, and a nice lesson at the end. Check it.

(not nearly as gross as it sounds, i swear)

gmv - monday after the draft

So the draft was this weekend. Have no fears, we are going to do a little coverage of it. But first, i wanted to bring to your attention something I found on the Warming Glow, its a you tube group called Auto Tuner News.

The name pretty much says it all. They use Auto Tuner with news to make fun songs. You know, like Kanye and T-Pain. Funny.

StarWars, from a chick

So this video has been sent to me about 15 times, so i doubt anybody hasn't seen it yet, but if you haven't, here's a bonus video of a girl giving the whole plot to star wars, in her own words.

Ohh and she hasn't ever seen the movies all the way through. Chicks are funny!


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Good Morning Video

Because Steven Lynch is coming to town in a few months. I wanted to put craig christ, but couldn't find a good quality video. This is one is called gerbil.



good Friday morning

Good morning Video

You know i love the BCS! (song at 1:08)



And whats a better way to start your morning than a little Jizz in my Pants? I can think of no other way.



Good morning Bitches!

So, um, anything big happen over the holiday?

I don't think I can sit here and really pinpoint what happened to a Cowboy team that went 13-4 last year to 9-7 this year. I'd point to a bunch of different things, really:

• Jason Garrett became predictable and never adjusted
• Injuries
• Overinflated sense of ability
• The apparent keystone loss in the offensive line of the Super Jew, Kyle Kozier
• ESPN
• Norm Hitzges

Anyway, to take your mind off of things, here's some YouTube clips of guys who took the time to shot-for-shot re-make the Rocky IV montages for "Hearts on Fire" and "No Easy Way Out". I applaud these gentlemen for their efforts, and would like to point out if it wasn't for alcohol and "Goldeneye" on the XBox, my college roommate (Chillumsworth) and me probably would have made these kind of re-makes as well.

The Greatness that was the Video Game Awards

While Bear and I watched the Cowboys last night, we switched over to the Video Game Awards on Spike a few times(he's a big gamer too). The show was mostly filled with singers we have never heard of, and game previews for the up coming year. Some looked good, other not so much.

The host was Jack Black, and if you like him(i do), then he was great. The opening where he asked God (Darrel from the office) if there was a heaven for gamers, and God told him there was, but he must defeat the devil's three demons, Reading, Exercise, and Healthy relationships with girls, before he could enter. It was quite good. I have tried to find it on YouTube, but alas, I can't. If i do, I'll post it.

Until then, here is another of the good moments of the show. Promoting his new movie, Kevin James and street skateboarding legend Mike Valley. Funny stuff.

"John Williams is the man"

Because we are dorks here at the big and the brown. Funny stuff.



Big ups to uni, he found this peice of gold

Douche or No?

I got another Douche or no for you.

Its an Idaho football game, where the kicker is also the teams QB. During Kickoff the receiving team runs this play. Watch the kicker and keep in mind that this is High School Football, and the Kicker is also the QB.



The coach was put on administrative leave. There were no flags, as its not a penalty to do this, but I must ask the question, Is this coach a Douchbag, or is this more indication of the wussyfacation of America?

HT : Fanhouse

Move over Herm Edwards

We got a new Favorite crazy ass head coach. Mike Singletary.



Take that Vernon Davis!

Umm...

Hat tip: With Leather

So, um, I'm not really sure what to say here.

A-Rod. Tony Hawk. Michael Phelps. Okay, I can see those three and laugh.

But, Kobe? Kobe Bryant totally going balls out crazy and dorking out?

I gotta say, Kobe is slowly moving up the charts in my book.

He was already top 5 because he raped a girl in Colorado....I mean he was the NBA MVP!! NBA MVP!!!!

So does this make him more of a douche, or less?

Josh Groban is kind of a douche, right. He sings girly music and looks like, well, a douche. That said, he did a tribute to TV theme shows the other night at the Emmy's. Kinda cheesy, kinda schmaltzy, but he does nail the Cartmen during SouthPark. Would have been better if there was a Simpson's but, hey, there wasn't a good times either.

You decide. Douche or No?

Looking for a Fantasy Stud?

Then may I introduce you to Fantasy Files, from NFL.com.

Chris Chambers



Chris Cooley



Laurence Maroney



Mason Crosby



There you go. Big ups to Mighty MJD for pointing these out.

Pain = Funny

I'm so glade everyone is wrapped up in Olympic Fever. All the same guys who poked fun at me because its one of my favorite sporting events are now calling me with stuff like "did you see Phelps! That kid is bad ass!"

Welcome.

Ohh and this is stolen from UniTQM. And if its on his site, you know its good.

Your good morning stuff

Sir Arther sent us a good video of a few things. They are funny, and with the countdown to Training camp only a day away, I'll take all the help I can get for posts.

Yes, I'm that lazy.

First, your weather for the next 6 weeks.



And now, one (of many I'm sure) kid, 5 years old, that can kick my ass.



Was that Redman training him?

Couldn't agree more

A friend of ours, and lead political guy, Nayfa sent me this this morning. I really don't think I could agree more.

Does anyone really care if Danica Patrick got into an argument with some shitty driver from Venezuela? Can we please stop seeing crap like this latest spat unless there are titties flying out? At least let there be hair pulling or something.

I’m not trying to be an asshole here but she’s a race car driver. Nobody gives a shit about her sport, specifically IRL. So here it is, no more Danica Patrick unless she’s naked or blowing me or something.

-Deranged in Thailand.


In case you didn't watch Sportscenter this morning, where they make this sound like Ali/Frasier, here's the video.



Fucking Skanks

On this, the slowest sports day of the year...

...we turn to YouTube.

Courtesy of your friends, Ben and Skin, via their Boogie Spot Blog.

The Jedi Gym

"Don't act!"

I think the QB left him out to dry

So, I swear we aren't turning into a MMA site, but our favorite MMA fighter Kimbo Slice is effing greatness. He used to be a football player ya know, here watch what he can do in pads.



In case you're wondering, MoneyTalks is a porn site. Half bangbus half Jackass. Don't ask me how I know that. Kimbo used to be/is one of their body guards.

H/T KSK

(its a fun porn site)

He's got like, 30 dicks

I don't know how many of you read our buddy UnitQM But you should. He's funny(mostly), and political(nasty you'll hate it), and music like. In case you don't. He had a post last week about an Austin cartoonist named Brad Neely. Never heard of him? Me neither. But you may have seen this video, and if not, you should watch it now. Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen since those WNBA commercials.