See what you did!

Due to a certain grizzly like fellow, and his breaking of the baseball team here in Dallas. My good pal and writing buddy has decided to move to Nebraska.

And he's taking his cheese and water bottle full of Jager with him.



Way to go buddy. Way to go.

The real reason I was gone for so long

I spent some time down in Tampa Bay.

and to think all it would have taken to get me free was 500 bucks.

Wow, that's genius.

Just check this out...

Greatest. Photoshop. Ever.(not involving porn)

If you don't read Kissing Suzy Kolber, and your into funny stuff and sports, I think your internet privileges should be taken away. Below is the winning entrance to a contest they had. Its NFL people as Masters of the Universe Villains. Can't wait for the new HeMan movie.

No captions, just laughs.

Hat tip: FFFFound!

He's got like, 30 dicks

I don't know how many of you read our buddy UnitQM But you should. He's funny(mostly), and political(nasty you'll hate it), and music like. In case you don't. He had a post last week about an Austin cartoonist named Brad Neely. Never heard of him? Me neither. But you may have seen this video, and if not, you should watch it now. Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen since those WNBA commercials.