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Showing posts with label music stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label music stuff. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Guest Post, a Concert Review by our good Pal Nayfa
We love it when people send us post, blah blah blah, you know the drill.
Me, Nayfa, and a few buddies of ours went to go see one of our favorit bands last weekend, Lucero, and he pretty much naild it on what it was like, or at least what I remeber. Stupid whiskey and waters.
Oh and he speaks about the best damn golf anilyset ever, Mr. David Ferhety!
Highs and lows sprinkled with awkward moments set the tone for the weekend and what a weekend it was.
For the last month I’d been pumped to see Lucero at The Longhorn Saloon in Fort Worth. I couldn’t wait for Saturday to get here because I like the band so much. Then what I thought was going to be a great time at a rock show turned into a pseudo awkward ass whip of fairly modest proportions. Really I have no complaints; I got loaded and had a great time. (Hats off to JP for his hospitality)
As usual for shows like this, the opening act stole the show. I’m pretty sure they were called Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears or bees(ED. its bears and they are super salty)(Joe is on the right)(he is from austin)(Stop reading right now and check him out, then come back of course to finish). I’m not sure which one, which is funny to me because as badass as they were I never really cared to find out for sure. I was there to see Lucero. Anyway the lead singer of this band must have been James Brown’s illegitimate kid or something and these guys could play. It was like the Blues Brothers meets Carlton on Fresh Prince of Bellaire. It was cool but there wasn’t much edge. If you get a chance to check these guys out, do it.
As far as Lucero is concerned, it was like having sex when you’re really drunk: Sure you’re happy to be there but you’d really rather go to sleep and do it when you wake up.
(Ed. This was the second time I have seen Lucero live and both times were fucking great shows. Yea, the guy can't really sing that well (read: he sounds better on the CD) but the fans at the shows are crazy and loyal. We know every word to every song and love to just Jam out with the band. The Sex when your really drunk is probably the best anoligy I have ever heard when it comes to live show like this, or pretty much any other live show for that matter)
I was pumped to be at the show but I was tired and fairly lit. They played several new songs which is cool but I’d much rather hear the stuff I know. Whatever, the show was really good overall and I had a really good time. I think that no matter what it was going to be a letdown because I had built it up so much.
Now I’ll send it over to Gary McCord to see how David Ferhety is doing on 16.
He’s in the rough… Deep rough!
David Ferhety wrote in D magizene recently about President Bush moving to Dallas and at one point in the article he discussed meeting with the troops in Iraq. While speaking of the soldiers he made the following comment. “Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”
That’s by far the funniest fucking thing I’ve read in a long time. Why this man is being criticized is beyond me. He should be getting some kind of comedy medal or championship belt or something.
Me, Nayfa, and a few buddies of ours went to go see one of our favorit bands last weekend, Lucero, and he pretty much naild it on what it was like, or at least what I remeber. Stupid whiskey and waters.
Oh and he speaks about the best damn golf anilyset ever, Mr. David Ferhety!
Highs and lows sprinkled with awkward moments set the tone for the weekend and what a weekend it was.
For the last month I’d been pumped to see Lucero at The Longhorn Saloon in Fort Worth. I couldn’t wait for Saturday to get here because I like the band so much. Then what I thought was going to be a great time at a rock show turned into a pseudo awkward ass whip of fairly modest proportions. Really I have no complaints; I got loaded and had a great time. (Hats off to JP for his hospitality)
As usual for shows like this, the opening act stole the show. I’m pretty sure they were called Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears or bees(ED. its bears and they are super salty)(Joe is on the right)(he is from austin)(Stop reading right now and check him out, then come back of course to finish). I’m not sure which one, which is funny to me because as badass as they were I never really cared to find out for sure. I was there to see Lucero. Anyway the lead singer of this band must have been James Brown’s illegitimate kid or something and these guys could play. It was like the Blues Brothers meets Carlton on Fresh Prince of Bellaire. It was cool but there wasn’t much edge. If you get a chance to check these guys out, do it.
As far as Lucero is concerned, it was like having sex when you’re really drunk: Sure you’re happy to be there but you’d really rather go to sleep and do it when you wake up.
(Ed. This was the second time I have seen Lucero live and both times were fucking great shows. Yea, the guy can't really sing that well (read: he sounds better on the CD) but the fans at the shows are crazy and loyal. We know every word to every song and love to just Jam out with the band. The Sex when your really drunk is probably the best anoligy I have ever heard when it comes to live show like this, or pretty much any other live show for that matter)
I was pumped to be at the show but I was tired and fairly lit. They played several new songs which is cool but I’d much rather hear the stuff I know. Whatever, the show was really good overall and I had a really good time. I think that no matter what it was going to be a letdown because I had built it up so much.
Now I’ll send it over to Gary McCord to see how David Ferhety is doing on 16.
He’s in the rough… Deep rough!
David Ferhety wrote in D magizene recently about President Bush moving to Dallas and at one point in the article he discussed meeting with the troops in Iraq. While speaking of the soldiers he made the following comment. “Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”
That’s by far the funniest fucking thing I’ve read in a long time. Why this man is being criticized is beyond me. He should be getting some kind of comedy medal or championship belt or something.
Friday, May 1, 2009
GMV - Those Crazy Brits
Pop Song? Check
Accapella? Check
Little Person? Check. (apparently calling a little person a Midget is equal to calling a black guy the n word. I didn't know that.)
You know I'm Posting it. Here is some British TV show doing Blink 182's Whats my name again. Enjoy.
Accapella? Check
Little Person? Check. (apparently calling a little person a Midget is equal to calling a black guy the n word. I didn't know that.)
You know I'm Posting it. Here is some British TV show doing Blink 182's Whats my name again. Enjoy.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Slim Shady dosn't like Dallas fans
Eminem's new music video(yes they still make music video's) has some "interesting" stuff in it. Personally, I think its genius, but it may piss off some Cowboy fans, as he plays catch dressed as Tony Romo, with a big girl dressed like Jessica Simpson. The song is called "We made you,"
Song, not that great.
Video, pretty damn funny.
if video dosn't load, here is the youtube link (they don't want embeding on the tube, you know, cuz then people would see it)
Song, not that great.
Video, pretty damn funny.
if video dosn't load, here is the youtube link (they don't want embeding on the tube, you know, cuz then people would see it)
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Nude Music Friday - Slobberbone
Still no Internet at work, but have no fear, I'm working from the house tonight just for you sweet sexy readers. What better way to rock a Friday than with a little nude music? So lets kick off those crusty panties and go streakin!
Today's band is an oldie but a goody. Allow me to introduce to you all the greatness that is Slobberbone.
If your a fan of singer songwriter country/rock infusion like I am (i really think i just made up that genre), than you already know about Brent Best and the boys of Slobberbone. Some of you may know Best from his more recent band, the Drams, but his best stuff was with the bone.
"There are no extraneous bells and whistles here, just dead-on observations from the dark side of the human condition sung with the conviction of someone who’s lived it; guitars that push, pull, snarl and wail with desperate and joyful abandon, and underneath it all, the warmth and soul of a natural born rock band living and dying for every note. "
This band has the best of many worlds. They can rock out, yet the music is very catchy, and best of all the words that Best writes are the opposite of bubblegum. It seams almost as if every word and every note fell into place perfectly, unlike the overly produced, auto corrected, pro tools loving bands that we see all too often.
In the song Lumberlung, Brent describes a scene where a woman loves a man who is a drunk, and he knows she wants to leave him, but wont because of her love. He peppers in lines like "Breath of Whiskey on my cotton shirt, turn on a fan, take off your skirt, lay here beside me on these sheets so stained, for a little, but it aint the same," and "She stays her in this house with me, when i know she would rather leave, she stays here constantly."
The band behind the lyrics are equally fitting. They complement each other as well as any band could.
I bring you this older band because they are playing some "reunion" shows this weekend. One in Denton on Friday night at Dans Silver Leaf, which I will be going to, and on Saturday night at the Barley house in Dallas.
If you like rock and or roll, great lyrics, and drinking Beer with some of the coolest guys you could ever meet, go check em out this weekend.
Ohh, and to prove that they aren't all soppy and heavy, here is one of their more fun songs. Its called Gimme Back my Dog.
Today's band is an oldie but a goody. Allow me to introduce to you all the greatness that is Slobberbone.
If your a fan of singer songwriter country/rock infusion like I am (i really think i just made up that genre), than you already know about Brent Best and the boys of Slobberbone. Some of you may know Best from his more recent band, the Drams, but his best stuff was with the bone.
"There are no extraneous bells and whistles here, just dead-on observations from the dark side of the human condition sung with the conviction of someone who’s lived it; guitars that push, pull, snarl and wail with desperate and joyful abandon, and underneath it all, the warmth and soul of a natural born rock band living and dying for every note. "
This band has the best of many worlds. They can rock out, yet the music is very catchy, and best of all the words that Best writes are the opposite of bubblegum. It seams almost as if every word and every note fell into place perfectly, unlike the overly produced, auto corrected, pro tools loving bands that we see all too often.
In the song Lumberlung, Brent describes a scene where a woman loves a man who is a drunk, and he knows she wants to leave him, but wont because of her love. He peppers in lines like "Breath of Whiskey on my cotton shirt, turn on a fan, take off your skirt, lay here beside me on these sheets so stained, for a little, but it aint the same," and "She stays her in this house with me, when i know she would rather leave, she stays here constantly."
The band behind the lyrics are equally fitting. They complement each other as well as any band could.
I bring you this older band because they are playing some "reunion" shows this weekend. One in Denton on Friday night at Dans Silver Leaf, which I will be going to, and on Saturday night at the Barley house in Dallas.
If you like rock and or roll, great lyrics, and drinking Beer with some of the coolest guys you could ever meet, go check em out this weekend.
Ohh, and to prove that they aren't all soppy and heavy, here is one of their more fun songs. Its called Gimme Back my Dog.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Nude Music Friday - Music Video's and the VMA's
The other night, after a long day of football and a wrestling PPV (which was awesome), me and the bear sat down and to take in a little Video Music Awards. This used to be one of the more enjoyable things that MTV did, as they rewarded good music put to good short film, and since MTV doesn't play videos anymore, I thought this would be a great time to see some of the better ones of the year, and they always have some good/crazy performances during it as well, so I rolled tape.
We started the 2 hour show about 10:15 or so and were done with it by 11:00. I'm not going to bore you with a break down of what happened, but here is a few high/lowlights.
The staged it at a movie back lot. Maybe 400 people there. I remember when this thing could sell out MSG. Ohh well.
The host was some dude i never heard of, from Britain, and he sucked. He made fun of his penis, republicans, and the Jonas brothers and their opal rings.
The winner for best new artist was some band I've never heard of, and I work for a pop radio station on the weekends! Tokyo Hotel? I got nothing.
Britney Spears won everything she could for "Pieces of me," an all right video, but they gave it to her because she's Britney. Whores.
They didn't show videos at all. This really bothered me. Even when they were introducing the nominees each video maybe got 3 seconds. Its the Video Music Awards. VIDEO!
Since I'm sure none of you have seen any of the videos, much like myself, Below I have posted a few from the more "legit" categories that they didn't even broadcast on the show. Imagine if they gave out the best Director Oscar before the show hit the air. Good call MTV.
Winner for Best Choreography and Best Art Direction
Gnarls Barkley - Run
A great video from a great band. Even has a Justin Timberlake sighting.
Winner for Best FX
Kanye West - Goodlife
I don't think they could have given it to anybody but this video. The graffiti cartoon fits the video so well.
Winner for Best Editing
Death Cab For Cutie - I will Posses your Heart
These guys are old school. Tell a story that has nothing to do with the band, but fits the song, and just have cuts to the band playing in some random place. Good stuff. BTW the singing starts at 4:45
Winner for Best Cinematography
White Stripes - Conquest
Video that fits the song perfectly. On a side note, I didn't know the chick from the White Stripes had a sex tape. Not that bad my friend.
Closeing the show was Kanye West preforming a brand new song, "Love Locked Down."
Now I love Kanye West, so I might be jaded, but this track it sick.
We started the 2 hour show about 10:15 or so and were done with it by 11:00. I'm not going to bore you with a break down of what happened, but here is a few high/lowlights.
The staged it at a movie back lot. Maybe 400 people there. I remember when this thing could sell out MSG. Ohh well.
The host was some dude i never heard of, from Britain, and he sucked. He made fun of his penis, republicans, and the Jonas brothers and their opal rings.
The winner for best new artist was some band I've never heard of, and I work for a pop radio station on the weekends! Tokyo Hotel? I got nothing.
Britney Spears won everything she could for "Pieces of me," an all right video, but they gave it to her because she's Britney. Whores.
They didn't show videos at all. This really bothered me. Even when they were introducing the nominees each video maybe got 3 seconds. Its the Video Music Awards. VIDEO!
Since I'm sure none of you have seen any of the videos, much like myself, Below I have posted a few from the more "legit" categories that they didn't even broadcast on the show. Imagine if they gave out the best Director Oscar before the show hit the air. Good call MTV.
Winner for Best Choreography and Best Art Direction
Gnarls Barkley - Run
A great video from a great band. Even has a Justin Timberlake sighting.
Winner for Best FX
Kanye West - Goodlife
I don't think they could have given it to anybody but this video. The graffiti cartoon fits the video so well.
Winner for Best Editing
Death Cab For Cutie - I will Posses your Heart
These guys are old school. Tell a story that has nothing to do with the band, but fits the song, and just have cuts to the band playing in some random place. Good stuff. BTW the singing starts at 4:45
Winner for Best Cinematography
White Stripes - Conquest
Video that fits the song perfectly. On a side note, I didn't know the chick from the White Stripes had a sex tape. Not that bad my friend.
Closeing the show was Kanye West preforming a brand new song, "Love Locked Down."
Now I love Kanye West, so I might be jaded, but this track it sick.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
This has TB&TB written all over it
So I know, People have been asking, "Where's that portly, slightly funny fellow big?"
And Despite life getting in the way, I've been in the shadows, watching, waiting, wanting.
So without further adu, here is something the Big and Brown will be competing in next year, and yes, I think we can win it.
And Despite life getting in the way, I've been in the shadows, watching, waiting, wanting.
So without further adu, here is something the Big and Brown will be competing in next year, and yes, I think we can win it.
Monday, April 7, 2008
ummm......OK
When you think of top musical acts over the course of the "radio era," I'm sure some names will pop into your head. Beatles, Elvis, U2, Springsteen, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Bon Jovi, and the like. Well last week, with a movement of 15 some odd spots, Mariah Carey now holds the 2nd most number of number one singles of all time. OF ALL FUCKING TIME!
MARIAH FUCKING CAREY!
"Touch my Body," The first single of her yet to be released E=MC squared album marks her 18th number one hit, putting her in the number 2 spot, sandwiched between the Beatles, and Elvis.
So just for clarification, the list goes like this
Beatles - 20
Mariah Carey - 18
Elvis - 17
I don't get it. I can't name one Mariah Carey song, and I bet you can't either. I challenge you to go into the comments, without looking up her bio, and list ANY song of hers. Fucking crazy.
MARIAH FUCKING CAREY!
"Touch my Body," The first single of her yet to be released E=MC squared album marks her 18th number one hit, putting her in the number 2 spot, sandwiched between the Beatles, and Elvis.
So just for clarification, the list goes like this
Beatles - 20
Mariah Carey - 18
Elvis - 17
I don't get it. I can't name one Mariah Carey song, and I bet you can't either. I challenge you to go into the comments, without looking up her bio, and list ANY song of hers. Fucking crazy.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Soulja Boy Tell 'em, i.e. Mr. Boy let them know.
As a sports site, we will sometimes drift into pop culture, usually when sports is involved in some way. This is one of those times. For those of you who know me, know my mindless obsession with the Soulja Boy song crank that. The song is bad, the dance is cool (kinda), and it has now been embraced by just about every single sports athlete in the nation. I even think i saw Brain Leonard do the superman dance last week. Crazy.
Most people, don't even know what the song is about, so here goes. The song is in Italics, the explanation is in regular text.
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
The Soulja Boy is in the room, and he going to entertain you
Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll
Watch me dance
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
watch me dance the "Soulja Boy"
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Watch me ejaculate on a sleeping women and stick the bed sheets to her back so when she wakes up she has a cape "glued" to her back
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Watch me do my Crazy Dance
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Watch me do my crazy dance
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
watch me do my crazy dance
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
watch me do my crazy dance (original i know)
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Soulja Boy is doing really well right here, where ever here is to you.
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
watch me dance the "Lean With It Rock With" dance
Super Man Dat Hoe
again, ejaculate onto a sleeping women's back and "glue" a the sheets to her making a cape
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
another dance, much like the robot, only cooler and "fresher"
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking is another "dance" done by Young Jock. Good lord this guy is all about the dance.
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
"i don't care what you think, i'm going to do the Jock"
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
when i dance my dance
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance(Now You)
i lean left and then dance
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
again, I'm doing the Jock dance
And If We Get The Fightin
that pretty much means what it means
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
then i will shoot you.
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
I'm just a regular guy, hanging with regular people
Yes I Crank It Everyday
i do this dance constantly
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
people get angry and don't like me because
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"
he has "bathin apes" shoes. It's not because he "cranks that everyday" no no, you don't like him cuz of his shoes.
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
I'm all nimbly bimbly
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
i will cover a girl who has loose morals with ejaculate
I'ma Pass It To Arab
then i will my friend "arab" do the same thing
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
then he will let other people have sex with said girl with loose morals too.
Haterz Wanna Be Me
People wish they were me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
Myself? I'm great!
They Be Lookin At My Neck
They see me wearing this large chain around my neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
and say "He must have so much money he carries it around in his pockets with a rubber band wrapped around it"
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
watch me dance
Dance (Dance)
dance
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
lets go ahead and dance, or maybe have some sex
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
you can't dance like i can dance
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
so you shouldn't try to dance like me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
i see that you are trying to dance like me
Man That Shit Was Ugly
but it didn't look very good at all
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Soulja boy is here and you need to know that
Watch Me Crank ItWatch Me Roll
watch me dance
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
watch me dance the soulja boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
then ejaculate on a sleeping woman's back, yada yada you get it
Now Watch Me Do
SO lets recap. Soulja Boy's Crank That is about first and foremost,
Soulja boy can dance, and Soulja Boy can do it better than you.
Then its about ejaculating on chicks.
And last its about you hateing Soulja Boy because he is rich.
Good times, and don't forget to Super Soak dat Hoe this thanksgiving!
Most people, don't even know what the song is about, so here goes. The song is in Italics, the explanation is in regular text.
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
The Soulja Boy is in the room, and he going to entertain you
Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll
Watch me dance
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
watch me dance the "Soulja Boy"
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Watch me ejaculate on a sleeping women and stick the bed sheets to her back so when she wakes up she has a cape "glued" to her back
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Watch me do my Crazy Dance
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Watch me do my crazy dance
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
watch me do my crazy dance
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
watch me do my crazy dance (original i know)
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Soulja Boy is doing really well right here, where ever here is to you.
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
watch me dance the "Lean With It Rock With" dance
Super Man Dat Hoe
again, ejaculate onto a sleeping women's back and "glue" a the sheets to her making a cape
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
another dance, much like the robot, only cooler and "fresher"
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking is another "dance" done by Young Jock. Good lord this guy is all about the dance.
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
"i don't care what you think, i'm going to do the Jock"
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
when i dance my dance
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance(Now You)
i lean left and then dance
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
again, I'm doing the Jock dance
And If We Get The Fightin
that pretty much means what it means
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
then i will shoot you.
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
I'm just a regular guy, hanging with regular people
Yes I Crank It Everyday
i do this dance constantly
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
people get angry and don't like me because
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"
he has "bathin apes" shoes. It's not because he "cranks that everyday" no no, you don't like him cuz of his shoes.
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
I'm all nimbly bimbly
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
i will cover a girl who has loose morals with ejaculate
I'ma Pass It To Arab
then i will my friend "arab" do the same thing
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
then he will let other people have sex with said girl with loose morals too.
Haterz Wanna Be Me
People wish they were me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
Myself? I'm great!
They Be Lookin At My Neck
They see me wearing this large chain around my neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
and say "He must have so much money he carries it around in his pockets with a rubber band wrapped around it"
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
watch me dance
Dance (Dance)
dance
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
lets go ahead and dance, or maybe have some sex
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
you can't dance like i can dance
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
so you shouldn't try to dance like me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
i see that you are trying to dance like me
Man That Shit Was Ugly
but it didn't look very good at all
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Soulja boy is here and you need to know that
Watch Me Crank ItWatch Me Roll
watch me dance
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
watch me dance the soulja boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
then ejaculate on a sleeping woman's back, yada yada you get it
Now Watch Me Do
SO lets recap. Soulja Boy's Crank That is about first and foremost,
Soulja boy can dance, and Soulja Boy can do it better than you.
Then its about ejaculating on chicks.
And last its about you hateing Soulja Boy because he is rich.
Good times, and don't forget to Super Soak dat Hoe this thanksgiving!
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