Soulja Boy Tell 'em, i.e. Mr. Boy let them know.

As a sports site, we will sometimes drift into pop culture, usually when sports is involved in some way. This is one of those times. For those of you who know me, know my mindless obsession with the Soulja Boy song crank that. The song is bad, the dance is cool (kinda), and it has now been embraced by just about every single sports athlete in the nation. I even think i saw Brain Leonard do the superman dance last week. Crazy.

Most people, don't even know what the song is about, so here goes. The song is in Italics, the explanation is in regular text.

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
The Soulja Boy is in the room, and he going to entertain you
Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll
Watch me dance
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
watch me dance the "Soulja Boy"
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Watch me ejaculate on a sleeping women and stick the bed sheets to her back so when she wakes up she has a cape "glued" to her back
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Watch me do my Crazy Dance
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Watch me do my crazy dance
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
watch me do my crazy dance
Now Watch Me Do(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
watch me do my crazy dance (original i know)

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Soulja Boy is doing really well right here, where ever here is to you.
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
watch me dance the "Lean With It Rock With" dance
Super Man Dat Hoe
again, ejaculate onto a sleeping women's back and "glue" a the sheets to her making a cape
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
another dance, much like the robot, only cooler and "fresher"
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking is another "dance" done by Young Jock. Good lord this guy is all about the dance.
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
"i don't care what you think, i'm going to do the Jock"
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
when i dance my dance
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance(Now You)
i lean left and then dance
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
again, I'm doing the Jock dance
And If We Get The Fightin
that pretty much means what it means
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
then i will shoot you.
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
I'm just a regular guy, hanging with regular people
Yes I Crank It Everyday
i do this dance constantly
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
people get angry and don't like me because
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"
he has "bathin apes" shoes. It's not because he "cranks that everyday" no no, you don't like him cuz of his shoes.

I'm Bouncin On My Toe
I'm all nimbly bimbly
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
i will cover a girl who has loose morals with ejaculate
I'ma Pass It To Arab
then i will my friend "arab" do the same thing
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
then he will let other people have sex with said girl with loose morals too.
Haterz Wanna Be Me
People wish they were me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
Myself? I'm great!
They Be Lookin At My Neck
They see me wearing this large chain around my neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
and say "He must have so much money he carries it around in his pockets with a rubber band wrapped around it"
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
watch me dance
Dance (Dance)
dance
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
lets go ahead and dance, or maybe have some sex
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
you can't dance like i can dance
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
so you shouldn't try to dance like me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
i see that you are trying to dance like me
Man That Shit Was Ugly
but it didn't look very good at all

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Soulja boy is here and you need to know that
Watch Me Crank ItWatch Me Roll
watch me dance
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
watch me dance the soulja boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
then ejaculate on a sleeping woman's back, yada yada you get it
Now Watch Me Do

SO lets recap. Soulja Boy's Crank That is about first and foremost,
Soulja boy can dance, and Soulja Boy can do it better than you.

Then its about ejaculating on chicks.

And last its about you hateing Soulja Boy because he is rich.

Good times, and don't forget to Super Soak dat Hoe this thanksgiving!