Sexy Readers, you won't be hearing from your favorite portly blogger today (maybe).
Why's that, you might be asking yourself.
Well, America's favorite Wingman got to play the other role on Saturday, and he's still reeling from the side effects.
That's right, America. Big was fully engrossed in a mouth to mouth royal rumble for about 8 hours in front of everyone.
The only reason I feel this is post worthy is because Big likes to pose himself as the eternal wingman, always a bridesmaid and never the bride. This proves that Big chooses to shun the social formalities of the wingman and goes and gets himself some on his own.
So, think a good thought for the pool cleaners or anyone who might have jumped in after he was done.
P.S. I'm not sure why I need to clarify here, but yes, Big did hook up with a woman.
4 comments:
cougers are fantastic
"still reeling from the side effects"
as in big needed a bucket of jager to hook up with this beast and so he's still recovering?? or just simply from the sheer intensity of it all??
as in, this type of thing rarely happens to him, so he's still in shock that it happened.
so given your options, the latter of the two.
like any good summer movie, I hope there's a sequel next year.
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