Monday, December 14, 2009
Big's end of the Year Awards - TV
We care so much in fact, that i have once again put together a list of things that you should be excited about, the End of the Year Awards from yours truly, Big.
Today we start with TV
We did this last year as well.
Cable TV. How great are thee. With your channels more than three, and such great picture quality. Its easy to see, that without you I would be, a more contributing person to society.
A poem by Mamma-auk-a-boo-boo-day
It was a so-so year for TV in my book. Had some new stuff that was decent, alot of crap again, but that's to be expected. On to the awards
Best Animated TV Show : The Cleveland Show (Last year, Family Guy)
I understand a lot of people don't like Seth McFarland (Cleveland Show, Family Guy, American Dad), whether it be because his predictable formula for shows (Stupid fat dad, Hot Wife, Kid who is smarter than his age, talking animal), but his humor (which seams to be a mix of pop-culcher references, slap stick, and shock jock) is right up my ally.
Just a quick aside, This season of South Parks was their best in years. Whale Whores, and Go Home Fags, were quick possibly the best stuff they have done in a decade.
Runners up : South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons.
Best Comedy: Tie, Better off Ted and The League. (Last Year: How I Met Your Mother)
Better off Ted
A show that I got into in the early part of this year, about a guy working for a product development big business. There are always 3 or 4 audible laugh moments each week. Glad they brought it back.
The League
Let see, I'm a sports dork with a soft side for Fantasy Football and "Guy" humor. Yea, I liked the league a lot.
Runner Up: Scrubs, Always Sunny, Psych.
Best Drama: Son's of Anarchy(last year SOA)
Might have moved into the top 5 shows of all time in my list with this last season. (Top five right now in no order Simpsons, The Wire, Sports Night, FNL, SOA/Sheild).
Come on, it had Henry freakin' Rollins as a white surprimisest. Greatness.
Runners Up: True Blood, Lie to Me, Friday Night Lights.
Best Reality Show (None)
I will say, the 30 for 30 Docu's on ESPN have been fantastic. As was the WWII in HD the history channel did.
Best New Show I'm sure will get canceled soon. Modern Family (Last year: True Blood)
Modern Family
Its good. The gay guys are funny, Al Bundy is great, and the "hip" dad always steals a segment or two every episode.
runners up: Warehouse 51,
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Big's End of the Year Awards - TV
Cable TV. How great are thee. With your channels more than three, and such great picture quality. Its easy to see, that without you I would be, a more contributing person to society.
A poem by Mamma-auk-a-boo-boo-day
I did watch more TV this year than I have in the past couple because of the fact I could afford Cable, and one with a DVR to boot. No longer do I have to choose to either play video games or watch TV! America is great! Here are my tops for the year.
Animated Show : Family Guy.
Haven't you heard about the Word? I'm sure its no surprise that a couple of juvenile joker like us love the greatness that is Family Guy. While I will always be a Simpson's fan at heart, I found myself laughing more at Family guy this year than Homer and the crew.
Runners Up: Simpsons, ATHF, Robot Chicken
Best Comedy:
How I Met Your Mother
I don't think any other show on TV has hit the late 20 early 30's market better than this one. They live just like us, only much more wealthy and funny! The show is made by Neal Patrick Harris's part of Barny Stinson, a suited up ladies man. We all have that friend in our group, who is still all about getting ass, while others are looking for relationships. Its funny cuz its true!
Runners Up: Psych, Daily Show, 30 Rock, the Soup
Best Drama:
Sons of Anarchy
I'm not into lost, Friday Night Lights is only showing on Direct TV till the new year, I missed last years Shield because i didn't have cable so i am waiting for the DVD's, so i guess what I'm saying is I really didn't watch a lot of drama's they year. At least not alot of good ones. But SOA is an exception. I'm pretty sure SOA never stayed on my DVR longer than a day or so. It was first available 45 that I had, I was watching that show. Bikers, Morality, Crazyness...sign me up!
Because of this show, brown and I are starting a Motorcycle gang, called the Burn Cycle (don't ask about the name, its a long story), despite the fact that nether of us have Bikes, or are very scary at all.
Runners Up: House, CSI, Life.
Best Reality Show
Go fuck your self!
I despise Reality shows. I wish they would all go away. That said, I will get suckered into watching American Idol a few times, and late night reruns of Real World bullshit on MTV. I know it sucks, but I can't help it.
On a side note, everybody needs to help me convince brown to submit a tape for the casting of "the greatest race." How funny would it be to have your favorite blogers rock that show! You know who would win if that happened? America that's who.
Best New Show I'm sure will get cancelled soon.
True Blood
This is one of those shows that I really like, but I can completely understand if nobody else does. Its about Vampires, which is one strike against it for most people, but the way the show is put together is entertaining, if not always logical. One really good reason is to watch is that its got lots of Nudity, including Anna Paquin (who played Rouge in XMen). Very good stuff.
That will do it for TV. If I forgot something, hit me up via comments. Music and Movies are next, stay tuned.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Big's End of the Year Awards - Wrestling
1. It would take WAY to long, and I'm lazy
2. Nobody really cares, and would just skip past the post after the first 2 sentences.
None the less, I still want to do something like it, so I came up with 4 things that I enjoy doing not involving a slab of meat or a scantly clad showgirl, and I will give you my "awards" for those things.
Up first is Wrestling.
I know, not another wrestling post. But its one of few things that keep my attention outside of the sports world, and I love it. So here are a few awards for the Genre of Wrestling.
Top Face of 2008 (good guy)
Jeff Hardy

I always look at a guy that being a good face if its somebody I root for, constantly. Is funny and intense on the mike, and preforms well in the ring. I haven't really rooted more for anybody this year more than the Enigma, Jeff Hardy. From his first shot at the title against Randy Orton during the Rumble, to his suspension for drug use, from his comeback to being "drafted" by Smakdown, and then to last weekends title victory over HHH and Edge and his soon to be feud with his brother (hopefully). I have enjoyed rooted more for Matt Hardy than anybody else in the business right now.
Runners Up: CM Punk, HBK, HHH,
Best Heel of 2008
Chris Jericho
It was a tough call between him, Orton, and Edge, because these three guys are just about as perfect a heel as you could want. The sheep fans hate them because they are told too, but the smarts fans love to hate these guys. I picked Jericho because of his ability to carry a feud, and a story line without chasing after or defending a championship belt. He's work with Shawn Michaels was brutal, and captivating, leading to his heel turn, where he took over as top heel of the company. His work has been just nasty good.
Runners up: Randy Orton, Kurt Angle, Edge
Top New Comer (guy i think has a shot at being big)
CM Punk
Regulated to ECW for the start of the year, made a big splash when he won Money in the Bank and wrestlmania. Unlike what i feared would happen, he didn't cash in his title shot for the ECW championship, instead waiting till he got "drafted" to Raw, and took advantage of a beaten down Edge to win the World Heavyweight title.
I loved his run with the title. It was something new, and unexpected. Something the WWE rarely does.
Runners Up: Evan Borne, Santino,
Female Wrestler of 2008:
ODB
For the longest time I wasn't a big fan at all of female wrestling. Fun to look at, but the only redeeming part of the matches were watching to see if a nipple popped out. Then I started watching TNA wrestling a little more and my view changed. They didn't just have super models trying to wrestle, they had full out wrestlers who could really throw down, and had distinguishable traits
ODB is one of them, and in my opinion, the most fun the watch. She's a little mannish, but has some good moves, and fantasticlly large chesticals. I mean come on, a little bit of a big girl who drinks alot, cusses, and can beat my ass? How can I not love this chick.
Runners up: Gail Kim, Roxxie, Beth Phoenix.
So there is my end of year awards for wrestling. I'm going to try and get another one up today, either Music or TV. So check back this afternoon.