In the spirt of the Saint Patty's Day holiday, Here is the Lepricon story from Alabama. I'm sure you've seen this, but its green beer day, watch it again.
And of course the Rap Video
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Showing posts with label Gobble Gobble Bitches. Show all posts
Monday, March 17, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
ATTENTION, SEXY READERS!!!
If you are one to celebrate holidays, then around this time last month, you were spending your money buying your woman a gift or taking her out to a nice dinner.
Today, my friends, is your day.
Today is Steak and BJ Day!
(Use your common sense, that's obviously not a safe for work site.)
So, make sure your woman (or right hand) cooks you a steak tonight and polishes the chrome.
Between today and St. Patrick's day, it's the bitches that need to beware the ides of March.
Was that a Julius Caesar reference? You're god damned right it was.
Today, my friends, is your day.
Today is Steak and BJ Day!
(Use your common sense, that's obviously not a safe for work site.)
So, make sure your woman (or right hand) cooks you a steak tonight and polishes the chrome.
Between today and St. Patrick's day, it's the bitches that need to beware the ides of March.
Was that a Julius Caesar reference? You're god damned right it was.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
The Brown Five - 11/21/07
The Brown Five is (what will hopefully be) a daily breakdown of five stories that Brown stumbled upon and causes his eyebrows to raise up a bit. This probably won't be daily because Brown has the attention span of a...hey look! A bicycle...
1) Gilbert and a talking lobster
It's time like these I wish I could come up with stuff like this and send it to adidas. For those that don't know, Gilbert Arenas might be the craziest sumbitch in the entire NBA. He isn't Ron Artest or Stephon Marbury crazy, he's more Bill Walton crazy. I guarantee you he came up with this idea and not adidas marketing.
Anyway, check out more of his stuff at adidas's Giltv.com. Nothing sells sneakers like a loveable sports figure and some mother fucking talking lobsters.
2) Pacman Jones found a power pill
Everyone's favorite ghetto smurf, Adam "Pacman" Jones was rumored to have started a fight with Albert Haynesworth, a current (also crazy) Tennessee Titan and former teammate.
Rest easy, America, Pacman Jones is still crazier than a woman on the rag.
3) Matt Holliday won the...wait, what?
Jimmy Rollins won the NL MVP? How in the hell did this happen? Matt Holliday led the NL in all the major stat categories AND was the clutch factor in getting the Rockies to the World Series. I watched the Rockies this year, and, trust me, Holliday is that good.
Jimmy Rollins? Can someone quantify this for me? Please?
4) David Beckham, welcome to the bench
England's national coach, Steve McClaren, has decided that he's going to take former captain and current model(?) David Beckham and put his free kicking ass to the bench for the upcoming Euro 2008 qualifier.
Beckham is the shell of his former self as a player (hello, MLS), so I can't say this is too surprising, and he's kind of passed the torch of the face of English soccer to Michael Owen or, god forbid, Wayne Rooney.
I think it matters because Beckham was supposed to be this ethereal figure for Americans to use to get into soccer. With him on the bench, why should anyone give have a rat's ass about him (kind of) playing in Los Angeles?
5) Have a Happy Thanksgiving
Sure the holidays may not be the best time to start a blog, but we didn't really ask for your opinion.
Big's travelling because his family occupies just about every small town in the state of Texas.
I'm just lazy.
Have a happy holiday weekend.
1) Gilbert and a talking lobster
It's time like these I wish I could come up with stuff like this and send it to adidas. For those that don't know, Gilbert Arenas might be the craziest sumbitch in the entire NBA. He isn't Ron Artest or Stephon Marbury crazy, he's more Bill Walton crazy. I guarantee you he came up with this idea and not adidas marketing.
Anyway, check out more of his stuff at adidas's Giltv.com. Nothing sells sneakers like a loveable sports figure and some mother fucking talking lobsters.
2) Pacman Jones found a power pill
Everyone's favorite ghetto smurf, Adam "Pacman" Jones was rumored to have started a fight with Albert Haynesworth, a current (also crazy) Tennessee Titan and former teammate.
Rest easy, America, Pacman Jones is still crazier than a woman on the rag.
3) Matt Holliday won the...wait, what?
Jimmy Rollins won the NL MVP? How in the hell did this happen? Matt Holliday led the NL in all the major stat categories AND was the clutch factor in getting the Rockies to the World Series. I watched the Rockies this year, and, trust me, Holliday is that good.
Jimmy Rollins? Can someone quantify this for me? Please?
4) David Beckham, welcome to the bench
England's national coach, Steve McClaren, has decided that he's going to take former captain and current model(?) David Beckham and put his free kicking ass to the bench for the upcoming Euro 2008 qualifier.
Beckham is the shell of his former self as a player (hello, MLS), so I can't say this is too surprising, and he's kind of passed the torch of the face of English soccer to Michael Owen or, god forbid, Wayne Rooney.
I think it matters because Beckham was supposed to be this ethereal figure for Americans to use to get into soccer. With him on the bench, why should anyone give have a rat's ass about him (kind of) playing in Los Angeles?
5) Have a Happy Thanksgiving
Sure the holidays may not be the best time to start a blog, but we didn't really ask for your opinion.
Big's travelling because his family occupies just about every small town in the state of Texas.
I'm just lazy.
Have a happy holiday weekend.
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