I think this story surprises no one…

To ESPN we go...

“NASCAR confirmed Wednesday that suspended driver Jeremy Mayfield tested positive for methamphetamines.

The confirmation came outside federal court after Mayfield's attorney mentioned the illegal substance several times during a 45-minute argument against the driver's indefinite suspension. Court recessed after Bill Diehl's argument and is set to reconvene Wednesday afternoon.

"We will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Jeremy Mayfield did violate the NASCAR substance-abuse policy and tested positive for methamphetamines," spokesman Ramsey Poston said.

Diehl argued in court that Mayfield has never shown any characteristics of a meth abuser, and if he used the drug at the levels NASCAR has suggested, Mayfield would be "either a walking zombie or he's dead."”

That’s right.  NASCAR driver on meth.

Of all the sports and drugs mixes, this might make the most sense.

Just another day! Nothing to see here!

So today is 4-20, or international weed day.

This is one of those days that is a much bigger deal when I was you're like 19.

so I've heard.

not that I do drugs......

because they are illegal.....

not because they aren't fun and all.....

so I've heard......

I don't do drugs.

I'm going to stop before Mr. Blossman knocks at my door.

Here is some good good family guy.



i don't do drugs.

Former Cowboy going to jail for......

Crank.

Troy Hambrick, former running back for the Cowboys is going to spend 5 years in jail for selling crack.

That's right. Crack.

Not coke, or x, or even LSD

no no no, Crack.

He was once described as a poor man's eddie george. Guess he should have been a poor man Mike Irvin.

Here is the story

crack!?! WTF

Welp, at least he didn't go all crazy

A bit of sad news, and bit of good news(kinda). One of the top WWE stars Jeff Hardy has been suspended for 60 days by his empoyler for his second positive test for drugs.



He was getting a big "push" from the company, and could have held the strap at some point this year. I'm bummed to see him go. He was intertaining. For more info, check out Ring Posts

In a little bit better news, Jake the Snake Roberts is out of Rehab! It was his 3rd go, hope its the last.



BTW- If Snake was on the Rehab show with Dr. Drew, I would have watched it.

BTW2 - He kinda looks like Sam Elliot right? You know the guy from Tombstone? He is the voice of the Whataburger? Go fuck yourself.