The Brown Five - 11/20/07

The Brown Five is (what will hopefully be) a daily breakdown of five stories that Brown stumbled upon and causes his eyebrows to raise up a bit. This probably won't be daily because Brown has the attention span of a...hey look! A bicycle...

1) Lloyd Carr retires
You know, I think Carr got a bit of a bad wrap simply because he lost to Ohio State almost every year. (Not to be too much of a hypocrite, but if Texas had a coach that couldn't beat Oklahoma, I'd want his ass on the chopping block too.)

Anyway, for a coach who went 121-40 over 13 seasons with a national championship, I imagine that Carr will show up somewhere else after taking a year or so off.

The buzz now is, who does Michigan get to replace Lloyd? Kirk Ferentz? Les Miles? Bo Pellini? Jimbo Fisher? It'll be interesting.

2) That's Bulls-hit
Weren't the Bulls supposed to be a phenom this year? What's the deal? Either way, people are starting to bitch and fans are asking for the head of Scott Skiles.

I disagree. I think Skiles is okay, but if you look around the league, I'm not sure there's a lot left going on.

However, watch the desperation trade from John Paxson...Pau Gasol maybe?

3) A life sized Dirk Bobblehead
I know girls that would like this because Dirk has money. Yeah, I can't make the connection either.

I hope a buddy of mine gets this instead of a mirror.

4) Mike Vick AND Mike Tyson go to prison?
Hooray!

Vick decides to start his prison early so he might, MIGHT be able to get back into the NFL. He doesn't even know how long his sentence is going to be, but I guess he figures he can trick the media and go in now.

Tyson? Oh boy. 24 hours in jail for cocaine posession and driving under the influence. Goodness, don't remember when Tyson was on top of the world? Well, I'm glad America has decided that Tyson, Vick, Bonds, et al have not decided to stop sports love in America.

5) Break the Walls Down!
Chris. Jericho. Is. Back.

That's right, folks, one of the best mic workers is back from whatever he was doing and is going to inject some serious life into the world of professional wrestling.

Albeit with a questionable shiny vest, Jericho-Orton is a feud that's gonna be entertaining.