So, the Olympics begin on Friday. Did you know that?
Barry Horn of our very own Dallas Morning News has compiled a "what to watch" list for the big event.
I'm looking at the list and making mental notes on what events I kind of want to watch, and I realized just how uncomfortable it makes me.
See, outside of basketball, the two sets of events that I find myself enthralled in are, diving and gymnastics.
What. The. Fuck.
Can you justify watching gymnastics by saying it's the girls? Not unless you want a visit from Chris Hansen you don't.
Can you justify diving by saying you're secretly hoping for a Louganis-esque accident to occur? Maybe.
I dunno, either way, it's kind of uncomfortable. Thank goodness for the NFL preseason.
1 comment:
call me for the hardcore track and field events (100m, 200m, 400m, maybe some long jump, etc) and anything micheal phelps. otherwise i'm out.
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