Welcome to The Big and The Brown

Welcome to The Big and The Brown.

What the hell is this?

It's a blog about whatever the hell one of us feels like writing about. You may not understand what it is, but god damn it, we're laughing and that's what matters. (Big might take it seriously, and he's a bit sensitive and probably gay, but I, personally, don't care what you think.)

Expect sports, musings, jokes about a manbearpig named Tobey, and a lot of misspelled words from Big.

Who are we?

I'm glad you asked.

Big - Big is a large man, hence his name. He's a wealth of sports statistics, to the point where he reminds you of the bastard love child of Sponge and Donkey Lips from "Salute Your Shorts". He's a German which means two things: he hates Jewish people and he likes women shitting on tables. He's been known to frequent radio stations with the hopes of getting on air and shouting the opening verse of Def Leppard's "Photograph".

Brown - Me? I'm a smaller, browner man. I inject the cynical ramblings of a crazy man into Big's sportsy thoughts. It's like Apu, Kumar, Taj, Sameer, and Mohinder all got in a circle and I was the cracker. I've been known to have sex with women and not say thank you afterwards, all in the search for that ideal 8 armed Hindu tech support girl of my dreams. I've been known to frequent abortion clinics looking to hook up with what must be a guaranteed condom free lay.

When do we post?

Whenever we damn well feel like it. So keep checking. I love you all.