-Tickets were sold out in 13 seconds
What the fuck?
-Broker tickets were averaging something in the $1000 range.
To put this into perspective, Paul McCartney tickets topped out at like $400. The Police were around $250. Mavs finals tickets ran about $500. Again, what the fuck?
-TCU has let its law school students know they should plan to get to campus early and plan on getting home late due to traffic.
What the fuck!!!
-The traffic is supposed to be worse than race weekend, and is supposed to give an idea of what the Super Bowl might be.
WHAT THE FUCK!?
First of all, who the hell is Hannah Montana? Hard to describe this, but I'd say that she's closest to putting Debbie Gibson and Tiffany together with Candace Cameron all into one person. At least that's the best way I can put it into our generation's terms. (For those of you older gents that read this, think Marie Osmond without all the Mormonism)
Did I mention this Hannah Montana's father is Billy Ray Cyrus? That's right...
That guy.
The only thing this proves is that kids are the stupidest people on the planet and their parents are just a bit less stupid.
If you can guarantee that these concerts contain a performance of "Achy Breaky Heart" with the gentleman above, then maybe there is a comedic aspect of this.
Personally, I hate anyone that is younger than me and has a 7 figure salary. I don't care if she goes to Africa and cures AIDS by doing her Dad's famous dance.
I don't know her, but I hate this girl, and I hope she gets caught dog fighting with Olsen Twins.
