I have a mean man-crush on Chris Webber

Maybe because he introduced long shorts to basketball with the Fab Five.

Maybe it's because he was smearing Tyra Banks five head with his Sac-King before she went all bat shit crazy.

Maybe it's because him and Gary Payton are the funniest duo to hit basketball since Charles Barkley (get it? He's fat!)

Anyway, Webber still does TNT and he brought the funny...