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Glory be, Der Komissar Fuhrer Goodell has decided to reinstate Ricky Williams. This makes me very happy for two reasons:

1) I've been a Ricky fan since I was in high school and he was at Texas. Unfortunately, he went to the NFL in that Saints debacle before I showed up, so I got Hodges Mitchell and Ivan Taylor before Cedric Benson and Jamaal Charles showed up.

2) Can you find a crazier son of a bitch for Der Komissar Fuhrer to let back into the league? Think about it, this is a genius move by Goodell. He's seen, no longer as Der Komissar, but as a guy who's becoming more lenient. I mean, doesn't it make sense that a fellow like Tank Johnson who had an arsenal of weaponry and went to jail only gets 8 games, where Ricky smokes a little pot and does some yoga and gets 18 months?

Makes perfect sense, right?

Now the countdown begins for Pac Man Jones to show up in Dallas and set Northwest Highway on fire with Keith Davis....