Big is, believe it or not, pretty hard to confuse. Not that he’s got some higher observational IQ than others, normally if he senses a situation that will confuse him, he’ll extricate himself to go enjoy a cigarette.
However, I think I’ve found the thing that will confuse him.
Big loves Barack Obama. Loves him. He’s black, he loves basketball and he’s a Democrat. Forget the whole president thing, Big just needs these things.
Big’s also a big ol’ Catholic. And, because he follows Catholic dogma, he’s immediately a Notre Dame football fan. That, and he cried at the end of “Rudy”.
That’s when I came across this story.
Seems like Barack Obama hates Notre Dame football.
Ball’s in your court, Big.
*cue the Honky Tonk Man
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