From the land of "what the fuck? Really?" news, I'm sure you have heard by now that Chargers linebacker Shawne Merrirmen is in trouble for choking Teli Tequila last weekend.
That right there might be the strangest sentence i have ever written.
But wait there is more
""Sources close to the story [say] jealousy played a role in the early morning altercation. The sources [claim] that witnesses at Merriman's home said the three-time Pro Bowl linebacker went to his bedroom with two women. Sources said Tequila walked into the room and Merriman asked her to join them. However, the sources said Tequila reacted angrily and threatened to have sex with a member of Merriman's entourage. According to sources, Tequila was intoxicated, and she got naked and attempted to leave the house."
That from 10 New in San Diego
Somebody watches too much Entourage.