You probably swung by expecting some jokes about how “God has a bouncer for the pearly gates now” or how Whoopi Goldberg is gonna hear shit on the set of “The View”.
I’m not going to do that. Only because Swayze died of cancer, and cancer isn’t funny. Making fun of cancer is just asking for some bad shit to happen. Trust me, my people invented the concept of karma and I’m afraid of jinxing sports teams, so I won’t make a cancer joke.
You know what is funny?