You have found yourself explaining to your wrestling-hater friends that wrestling is scripted, not fake.
You have, at least once in your life, superkicked the air.
You have put on sunglasses just to be able to lower them, and raise your eyebrow.
You mentally assign a star-rating to a match after watching it.
When the movie “The Heartbreak Kid” came out, you immediately linked it to Shawn Michaels.
You have recited your initials while pointing to yourself with your thumbs.
You have heard someone ask, “What’s your name?” and you thought to yourself, “It doesn’t matter what your name is!”
You know who Paul Levesque, Michael Hickenbottom, and Phil Brooks are.
You have thought about what your name/gimmick would be if you were a wrestler.
You have spit and sprayed water in the air.