I'm not sure if anyone else has seen this news nugget. But, apparently, the world is seeing a shortage of chicken wings, just in time for the Super Bowl.
Do you realize what this means? It means trouble. I've got to think that Super Bowl parties are the number one facilitator for the consumption of chicken wings in the world. Right? Can you think of a situation outside of football, let alone the Super Bowl, where the mass consumption of wings takes place?
Is this why they invented the "boneless" wing, which is really just a nugget?
Can someone get Ja Rule on the phone? I need to talk to Ja!!
(Ja Rule reference)