Because there's a chance you'll read a story of a certain suntanned superhero blogger getting arrested.
I'm standing on Qwest field where I believe Tony Romo muffed a certain field goal snap, and after all I've drank, I feel the need to defecate.
Did Microsoft pay to rent the stadium tonight? Yes.
Did I meet the Sea-Gals cheerleaders? Yes.
Does bubble turf absorb watery, beer-based human stool? We're about to find out.
Godspeed, Dallas. Don't forget the Cowboy fans who give of themselves.