Tuesday, October 7, 2008

You should read the Seattle paper tomorrow


Because there's a chance you'll read a story of a certain suntanned superhero blogger getting arrested.


I'm standing on Qwest field where I believe Tony Romo muffed a certain field goal snap, and after all I've drank, I feel the need to defecate.

Did Microsoft pay to rent the stadium tonight? Yes.

Did I meet the Sea-Gals cheerleaders? Yes.

Does bubble turf absorb watery, beer-based human stool? We're about to find out.

Godspeed, Dallas. Don't forget the Cowboy fans who give of themselves.

1 comment:

gerry dorsey said...

yeah but i hear qwest field has a great drainage system.