Anyone remember that scene from "Species"?
Seems the Dallas Cowboys's quarterback either doesn't pay attention to anything, revels a little too much in his celebrity, or spends too long dreaming of his brainless yet top-heavy body.
He was signing a few autographs for people, gets handed a helmet and signs it. Turns out the helmet was his own helmet and the equipment manager was giving it to him because practice was starting up.
When Wade Phillips found out, he just mumbled something intelligible about "dogs" and walked away scratching his forehead.
To keep with my theme today, "Tubthumper"