Brown here, reporting from the Ballpark at Arlington.
I've been sitting in the "all you can eat seats".
So far, I'm not too sure what's going on in the game, but I've now ingested the following:
-8 hot dogs
-2 nacho orders
-A box of popcorn
-A bag of peanuts
Starving children in Africa - 0
Brown - 1
Take that, Somalia!
Rangers are up over Oakland, 3-2