Courtesy of Yahoo! Sports
Here's a video of all the Rangers television commercials you can expect to see on televisions across Dallas.
I'd like to note the running theme of "there's no crying in baseball" as the Texas Rangers' theme. Why in the fuck would they choose that as the motto? Does the front office not understand how bad the fans really have it?
I can guarantee tears over the Rangers. If not from sadness of defeat, then from laughter at the piss poor pitching.
Yay for alliteration, Brown, yay indeed.