If you are one to celebrate holidays, then around this time last month, you were spending your money buying your woman a gift or taking her out to a nice dinner.
Today, my friends, is your day.
Today is Steak and BJ Day!
(Use your common sense, that's obviously not a safe for work site.)
So, make sure your woman (or right hand) cooks you a steak tonight and polishes the chrome.
Between today and St. Patrick's day, it's the bitches that need to beware the ides of March.
Was that a Julius Caesar reference? You're god damned right it was.