Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Brown Five - 1/10/08 - All Pro Football, holmes

The Brown Five is a daily breakdown of five stories that Brown stumbled upon and cause his eyebrows to raise up a bit. This probably won't be daily because Brown has the attention span of a...hey look! A bicycle..

1) So...good call on Brady Quinn
The Browns are planning on signing Derek "Horse Balls" Anderson to a multiyear deal soon. This is going to keep him off the restricted free agent market next year and will allow the Browns to do the following:
  1. make him the starter next year
  2. sit Quinn behind him for one more year
  3. if Anderson is the real deal, they can pull a San Diego a la Brees/Rivers and take a chance on Quinn or they can ship Quinn
  4. if Anderson is not, they can put Quinn in and have a backup who knows the system and has proven his worth, to a degree at least
Grimmus and Savage might not be so stupid after all

2) Haven't we learned anything?
I, like everyone else outside of the Northeast United States, would like nothing better than the Jaguars to walk out of Gilette Stadium with a collective "we shit in the cup and Belichick ate it" vibe. You know what? I don't really know what that means.

Take 2

I, like everyone else outside of Boston want the Jaguars to win on Sunday. Problem is, it isn't going to happen. Why is it not going to happen? Everyone is picking Jacksonville in the upset. It's too chic to happen.

3) Just one more time, I promise
I have nothing else to say regarding Romo in Mexico. I just find it god damn hilarious that Bobby Carpenter went with Tony Romo and Jason Witten and no one has mentioned it or seems to care. He's the big guy with the mustache. Admit it, you thought it was a Simpson uncle and not one of the Cowboy teammates.

4) Running back heavy draft
I'm not the draftnik that Big is, but it just seems to me that this year's draft is going to be chock full of running backs. This leads me to think a few things...
  1. with the success of the spread offense and more colleges using it, are running backs fearing less exposure in college?
  2. with the advent of the dual back system in the pros, are there just more spots available for running backs?
  3. have systems like Denver and Tampa allowed for people to think that anyone who has two legs and two hands can run for 1,000 yards a season?
  4. are there that many NFL teams who are in desperate need of a running back that can't find the next Ryan Grant or Earnest Graham?
  5. mixture of all the above?
5) TO's going to recover, right?
I wonder if Owens is healthy already and Phillips just doesn't want anyone to know, especially New York. If TO is healthy, I've got to pose the He recovered "miraculously" from a BROKEN LEG a couple of years ago. He's recovering from an injury that usually takes 6-8 weeks in half the time. Look, I understand that Terrell Owens at 31 is in better shape than a high majority of the population in any age group. I also understand that he has access to professional sports facilities that have training equipment and rehab staff that others can only dream of. However, given the nature of sports today, why does football get some sort of a pass? Is it not out of the realm of possibility that someone said, "take this, you'll heal faster" and given the competitor that he is, Owens said "okay"? I'm a fan, but I'm not naiive, that's all I'm saying.

1 comment:

Big said...

Here is the deal with RB's going in the draft. I don't want to get all salary cap on you, but if you can get 2 or even 3 RB's in the second-fith rounds in drafts that can come in and do something, then your better off paying them each 1-3 mill a year for 3-4 years and then moving on, as aposed to throwing 7-10 mill at a "feature" back. Who if he gets hurt, they are screwd, read Kansas City.

I think the RB's coming into the draft know this, and know that if a solid back is there to be picked, teams now a days will think about taking them even if they have a Larry Johnson type back.

This is the new NFL. With teams passing more and more you need a back that can catch and block out of the backfeild, and that means more specialests, like Kevin Faulk in NE.