The Brown Five is a daily breakdown of five stories that Brown stumbled upon and cause his eyebrows to raise up a bit. This probably won't be daily because Brown has the attention span of a...hey look! A bicycle..
1) Cowboys Over Packers
Well, I'm not sure this really meant a whole lot regarding a possible match up in the NFC championships. No KGB, No Charles Woodson, No Bubba Franks, a dead Brett Favre...kind of not the Green Bay you'd expect, but they still hung around and made it a game. My point is, the Cowboy win was crucial in getting the possible rematch at Texas Stadium, but with those guys back, it may be a different game. By the way, was anyone else really, REALLY surprised at how well Aaron Rodgers looked?
2) "Playstation killed the Premier League"
You can bet that British people are always good for a quote. West Ham's goalie, RObert Green, made this comment in regards to why English soccer is in a bad state and can't get better. His logic is as follows: poor countries in South America don't have money or choices to play XBox and Playstation, so they just go outside and play soccer. Rich countries have options to do other things, so kids don't focus on soccer. So, given that, I expect the Burundi and Somalian teams to kick some serious ass in 2010.
3) Tuberville to Arkansas??
That's what the Fayetville news is reporting. Hey, if it's on the internet, it has to be true...that's what twogirlsandacup.com has taught me. (For god's sake, don't go to that site at work!) This just sounds like a lot of the same "Rich Rodriguez is going to Alabama" talk from last year. Tuberville is set at Auburn, and I really don't think he should leave.
4) Tom Osbourne Hits the Recruiting Trail!
OJ was arrested! It's 1994 all over again! Nebraska doesn't have a coach anymore, so Osbourne is taking to the road again to start recruting for Nebraska. I'm really not sure this is a good idea, but I got a buddy who loves Nebraska, so he may think differently. If Osbourne hires Turner Gil to be the head coach, and he manages to recruit Tommy Frazier's son or something, I'm gonna make sure that my pubes don't fall out because I'm 10 years old again. (No I wasn't 10 years old in 1995, that's called "hyperbole")
5) Art Moreno thinks the Mitchell report has names
Who gives a shit? Art Moreno just paid $90 million to sign Torii Hunter. Art Moreno can take his Disney ball club and suck my brown hairy nutsack.
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